Engineering Joke

Managerese vs. Engineerese..contd..

Managerese Engineerese
Scenario Fairy tale
Significantly reduced subset Castrated
Stable Stagnant
Strategy What we tell ourselves we are going to do
Strong personality Intolerably obnoxious
Strongly encouraged Ordered on pain of death (see “Encouraged”)
Stupid Incredibly stupid (see “Inappropriate”)
Suboptimal Inappropriate
Tactical plan What our customers tell us we are going to do
Time constrained Already too late (see “Resource constrained”)
Time frame A period of time in which something will not occur
Transparent change A change which introduces only subtle problems
We You

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