Engineering Joke

Mathematics-by profession!

The professions:

Ask a Mathematician what’s 1 + 1, the answer will be 2

Ask a Physicist, the answer will be between 1.9 and 2.1

Ask a Mechanical Engineer, the answer will be 2 +/- 0.1

Ask a Computer Programmer, the answer will be 10

Ask an Accountant, they will ask you what you want it to be.

Ask a Structural Engineer, the answer will be 9 (to be on the safe side)

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